Fire Spirit Construct V1.2 Operations Manual
Congratulations on the purchase of your brand new Fire Spirit Construct! Over the next 497 pages, we will cover the assembly, operation, and maintenance of your brand new construct. Owning your own manifestation of the Fire Spirit’s elemental power is an exciting feeling, but before we move on to the assembly instructions, a word of warning: Never adjust the flow rate on the furnace bellows while piloting the FSCV1.2. These settings have been finely tuned by Tinder artificers to operate at a “good reasonable flow rate.” We cannot stress enough that even if you and your copilots are being attacked some sort of gargantuan iceberg serpent, you should certainly not turn this flow rate to its maximum setting as it could have catastrophic consequences…
Alright! Let’s get into the assembly instructions. First find your allen wrench…
This week our heroes find themselves in every 10-year-old’s dream of piloting a giant megazord-esque construct. Will they be able to come together as a team to dispose of their icy foes once and for all? Or will they bicker amongst themselves and blunder their way through? Take a wild guess… Listen in to all the accidentally awesome action in Episode 20 of The Kain Campaign!