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Super Heroes #5 - Advanced Train-ing!

After watching their city's heroes get inexplicably blown up by "some kind of small-yield thermonuclear detonation" (you know, like in real life...), the Bad & Breakfast crew know that it's up to them to stop the dastardly and overtly russian Major Mosquito. 

In the city of Big Lake there is a secret nearly as large as the lake, and Mama J, Patient Hero, and The Secret Secreter are about to discover the darkness that lies behind Beer brand beer; while finding a familiar face along the way... Join us for all the off-brand action in The Super Heroes Campaign!

Super Heroes #4 - This Time It's Professional!

BAD & BREAKFAST IS BACK! Sorry. I'm just excited. But I'm not kidding, Mama J, Augustina, Patient Hero, and The Secret Secreter are out of the f̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶ molten-iron pit, and into the f̶i̶r̶e̶ rain-of-killer-mosquitos...

The murderous Major Mosquito has them on the ropes, which turned out to be especially easy since Patient Hero is just a head at this point. But don't count our food-themed heroes out just yet. They've still got a couple tricks up their awkwardly-damp sleeves. It's time for more heroics in Episode 4 of The Super Heroes Campaign!

Super Heroes #3 - Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Portal

Rooftoppin

Fellow criminal organization members! For too long, our kind has been brushed aside by society. They’re hatred of our flamboyant costumery and overly-intricate plans has made us the laughing stock of Minneapolis! But not for long! Soon, the entire world will remember this as the day the Steam Punks turned the Mill City Museum from a blasted-out remnant of an industrial disaster into a blasted-out remnant of our molten-iron ritual! No group of superheroes, no matter how unlikely and unconventional, will be able to stop us from completing the ceremony and raining down searing hot destruction upon our enemies!

On a completely unrelated note, do you guys hear someone singing Phantom of the Opera? Possibly while rollerblading toward our hideout at high speed? It’s probably fine. Back to the ritual!

This week, in the thrilling finale to this installment of the Bad & Breakfast story, our heroes find themselves facing down mechanical monstrosities, irish ninjas, and personal growth aplenty! Listen in to all the action in Episode Three of Superheroes!

Super Heroes #2 - The Punk Stops Here!

Citizens, beware! There is danger afoot! Once again, the criminal underbelly has spat out a grotesque gang of goons dressed to the nines. The nineteen hundreds, more specifically.

The Steam-Punks have taken it upon themselves to besiege Mama J’s B&B of Solitude in search of booty of both sorts, but what they find is a heaping helping of comeuppance!

Stay tuned for food puns and disgusting feats of what some might construe as heroism as our quartet of crime-fighters defend their hideout tooth, nail, and jolly rancher! But this quarrel is just the tip of the iceberg, and our heroes learn of a dastardly plot being hatched in the bowels of the Old Mill Museum. What is this terrifying scheme? Our gang of do-gooders has no idea, but they should probably stop it or whatever! Take in all the action in Episode 2 of Super Heroes!

Super Heroes #1 - Bad and Breakfast!

Look!

Up in the sky!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… A gang of ne’er-do-wells on segways?!

Yes, folks, the whole town’s gone to pot in Minneapolis, the gleaming jewel of the continental north. Fortunately for the nearly 400,000 midwestern souls, heroes have arisen to challenge the growing shadow of Evil.

Going up against the likes of the blood-thirsty baddy, Major Mosquito, the Frozen Four keep the streets clean of diabolical masterminds and psychotic villains alike. Great Lake Jake, Iron Range, Altostratus, and Frozen Scott Fitzgerald watch over the frosty peaks of the downtown skyscrapers, but our tale begins on a somewhat smaller scale...

On the opposite bank of the mighty Mississippi, a new crop of caped and uncaped crusaders are putting down roots in the vegetable garden of Justice! No purse-snatcher or flamboyantly-themed-costume-wearing street punk is safe from their slightly clammy grip.

Four names to soon be on the lips of every citizen: Patient Hero, Augustina, The Secret Secreeter, and Mama J!

Come join our unlikely heroes on their journey to become mildly-likely heroes, and find out what daring and disgusting feats await them in:

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